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"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may." - Tyler
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"You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax." - Marla
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"A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood." - Narrator
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"This isn't love, it's sport fucking." - Tyler
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Narrator: I’m gonna grab that little bitch Marla Singer and scream… Marla, you liar! You big tourist! I need this! Now get out!
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"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!" - Tyler
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"I am Jack's smirking revenge." - Narrator
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"Condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night... then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger." - Marla
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"God damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas." - Tyler
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"People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it." - Tyler
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"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?" - Narrator
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"Reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions." - Tyler
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"Bob had bitch tits." - Narrator
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Tyler: If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Narrator: Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
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"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not." - Tyler
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"When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. We all felt saved." - Narrator
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"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." - Narrator
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"Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't." - Narrator
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"His name is Robert Paulson."
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"It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium." - Tyler
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"She's (Marla) a predator posing as a house pet." - Tyler
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"It's (support group) cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee." - Marla
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"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh." - Tyler
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Narrator: Bob is dead, they shot him in the head!
Tyler: You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
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Narrator: I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes...
Marla: More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
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"Every evening I died and every evening I was born again, resurrected." - Narrator
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"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla." - Narrator
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"You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me." - Marla
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"You had to give it to him... he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide." - Narrator
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"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake." - Narrator
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"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!" - Tyler
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"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing." - Tyler
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Narrator: Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. Microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo/conditioner combo. Sample packaged mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.

The people I meet on each flight - they’re single-serving friends. Between take-off and landing, we have our time together, but that’s all we get.
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"I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact I was breathing." - Marla

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"Marla, the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly, I felt nothing. I couldn't cry, so once again, I couldn't sleep." - Narrator

 

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