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"A psychic once told me that I'm psychic."


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"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."
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"Humanity is overrated."
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"I hurt my leg. I have a note."
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"If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else."
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This is probably my favorite. It's like "shut the hell up, you really think you're smarter than me?"
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"The treatments don't always work. Symptoms never lie."
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"Arrogance has to be earned."
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"The most successful marriages are based on lies."
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"If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything."
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"We all make mistakes and we all pay a price."
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"Reality is almost always wrong."
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"If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin."
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"New is good because old ended in death."
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"There's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up."
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"Read less, watch more TV."
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"Anomalies bug me."
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"I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."
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"Tests take time. Treatment's quicker."
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"Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."
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"Tragedies happen."
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"You know what's worse than useless? Useless and oblivious."
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"It's sarcoidosis."
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"There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained. Eventually."
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"That's a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that."
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"I can't fix your problem. I am your problem."
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