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"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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The wit makes fun of other persons, the satirist makes fun of the world, the humorist makes fun of himself. - James Thurber
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"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at." - Tina Fey
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"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

- Benjamin Franklin
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"I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees become bigger as they are closer and then it hit me." (Unknown)
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Why are my kids so stupid?
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Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain
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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
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The guys/men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
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To make a long story short I utilized Chinese characters.

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