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"Everyone please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. I've been diagnosed with sarcasm." - Matthew Crowder


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"How are Bella and Max?"
"Hell if I know. My cats hate me."
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"The human race is a virus with shoes."
- Bill Hicks
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"Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are."
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You ever want to tell the dude that wrote "Good things come to those who wait..." to fuck off!?
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"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man." - Professor Elledge
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I am not cynical. Everything just sucks!
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Nobody's perfect and I'm nobody!
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Don't act like you're not impressed!
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I see you're playing stupid again. Looks like you're winning!
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I'm sorry teacher but I'm not accepting homework at this time! lol
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"I piss excellence!" ~ Ricky Bobby
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Same shit, different decade!
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My other karma's a bitch!
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We childproofed the house - but they still got in!
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If I agree with you we'll both be wrong!
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Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
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Gun control means using both hands
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You may think your gods gift to women but if you were the last bloke on this earth I'd rather grow a pair of balls an dick an please myself rather than you!!!
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Sarcasm is my co-pilot
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Let me tell you something right now! I'll tell you something later.
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What would Scooby do?
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You're entitled to your wrong opinion!
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Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
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Yes, your opinion matters... but not to me.
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I could be wrong... but I'm not!

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