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"If that works we're right. If he dies the problem was something else." - House (Hugh Laurie)

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I'm sorry. I'm not going to apologize anymore.

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If voting changed anything they'd abolish that!

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If I agree with you we'll both be wrong!

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Only users lose drugs

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My reality check just bounced!

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If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic. (joking)

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Live Slow, Die Old

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Let's stop procrastinating tomorrow.

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Have some patience... I'm screwing things up as fast as possible!

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I'm tired of sleeping.

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Baseball is mental in nature during 90% of all times with the other half of baseball being physical.

- Yogi Berra

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