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"Study hard and you can graduate magna cum loud." - Matthew Crowder


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"If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else." - House (Hugh Laurie)
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"I'm an idiot. Not all of the time, mind you, not even most of the time, but every now and then, I'm an idiot." - Dharmesh Shah
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"I hear they're making a sequel to 'Kiss the Girls.' It's called 'Fuck The Girls.'" - Matthew Crowder
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"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them." - Joseph Heller
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I'm sorry. I'm not going to apologize anymore.
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If voting changed anything they'd abolish it!
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If I agree with you we'll both be wrong!
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Thank you for not sucking
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I JUST AWESOMED ALL OVER THE PLACE!
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My road to success is under construction.
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Only users lose drugs
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My wife keeps saying I never listen to her... Or something like that.
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I tried to see things from your perspective but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass!
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My reality check just bounced!
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If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic!
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Save the planet before it kills you.
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Live Slow, Die Old
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Let's stop procrastinating tomorrow.
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Have some patience... I'm screwing things up as fast as possible!
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I'm tired of sleeping.
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