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I could be wrong... but I'm not!
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To make a long story short I utilized Chinese characters.
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Life is 90% physical. The other half is mental. - Yogi Berra
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Baseball is mental in nature during 90% of all times with the...
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There are no stupid questions... just stupid people!
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Why obey morons?
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"Baseball is 90% mental with the other half physical." - Yogi Berra
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"Stupid is forever. Ignorance can be fixed." - Don Wood
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"Immaturity can last a lifetime." - Robert Half
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"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge
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"You put the Pathetic in Apathetic!" - Matthew Crowder (but I...
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